Third leg

In the land of kalejaiye far from where the sun sets but close to sunrise. there lived a girl born of a father and mother named Tola (of course, who else would she be born to). 
she liked and kissed another girl named fola and they became friends.
The girl and her friend,fola went to the bush to play and they saw an old woman (not very old, make-up things) who asked the girls to help her with massaging her breast to detect any sign of lump .(More than 90% of women diagnosed with breast cancer at the earliest stage survive their disease for at least five years. This figure is around 15% for those women who are diagnosed with the most advanced stage disease). The friend helped while her friend Fola considered her unnecessarily stupid.
The old woman thanked the girl and she gave her a clay pot with the instruction that she breaks it when she get home. The girl and Tola left the bush and went home,with Tola holding the clay pot in her hand.
The girl bade farewell to her friend, Fola,went inside the house and broke the clay pot. the moment she broke the clay pot everything in the house turned gold. pure solid gold including her poo, all solid 24 carat gold (oh God i cant wait to buy a golden poo, you know,like a golden egg laid by the goose). she went to her friend's place and told her of her fortune.
When Tola left Fola's house. Fola, a greedy girl, went back to the bush to look for the old woman but instead she found a young handsome man with a big third leg. the man told Fola to help him carry the third leg in her mouth. Fola took the third leg in her mouth , thinking she will soon have her golden poo too but the man further asked her to help him hide the third leg between her thighs.she said ok but complained that the place is getting wet as she hides it. the man slide the third leg gently between the thighs and she moaned. the man continually hid the third leg in a jerking,hiding,sliding mode technique until she suddenly begged him to continue. just then the man groaned as if in joyous pain and stopped the hiding his now shrieked third leg . He stood up, thanked her and left, forever. Fola hurried home thinking she will have her gold at home but she got home and became pregnant and gave birth to a monster.

that should make a good karma story for you abi....stories are stories when you belive what they are, learn for it.
(Definition of breast cancer: Cancer that forms in tissues of the breast. The most common type of breast cancer is ductal carcinoma, which begins in the lining of the milk ducts (thin tubes that carry milk from the lobules of the breast to the nipple). Another type of breast cancer is lobular carcinoma, which begins in the lobules (milk glands) of the breast. Invasive breast cancer is breast cancer that has spread from where it began in the breast ducts or lobules to surrounding normal tissue. Breast cancer occurs in both men and women, although male breast cancer is rare. )